The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...