Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...