Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
The College Food Chain
The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...