Get a heart transplant
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The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Touring Washington
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Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...