Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...