What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...