Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
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Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...