No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...