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The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Preventive medicine belief
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Microsoft versus GM
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On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
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There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Trapped within a bog
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Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
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