The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...