Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...