Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...