Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”