How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...