What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.