If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...