A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...