If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
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Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Driving home very drunk
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Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Understanding Your Paycheck
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Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...