Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...