Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...