You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...