Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...