When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....