How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...