Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.