Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...