Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...