My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...