Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as…
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers....
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...