He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...