Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Banned Children’s Books
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insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...