Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...