Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...