Breast Awareness
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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The Kilted Scotsman
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Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
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Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....