They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...