Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Reasons to allow drinking at work
|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work....
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...