A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...