A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...