The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...