Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall…
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...