Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his…
For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...