Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.