What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.