Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...