Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...