Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...