What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...