The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...