Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...