Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...